But, alas, I’m just not.
Here’s the latest...
Job interview #1 was scheduled and on the books! I packed up my car & headed to Williamsburg to spend the night as my interview was scheduled for 9 am and 3 hours away from home. I left around 5:00 and enjoyed an event-free drive to my hotel. When I arrived in town, I decided to drive to the site of my interview so that I could easily find it the next morning. I found the building on William & Mary's campus quickly and easily, pleased that everything was going so according to schedule (so far).
On Tuesday morning, I woke up in plenty of time to dress, mentally prepare, and find some COFFEE before arriving to my interview by 8:40. I did not, however, anticipate the 8 mile long drive-thru line at the Dunkin Donuts on the corner that I had seen the night before.
"Okay." I thought. "I'll just find a Plan B...it's a college for crying out loud. There's bound to be somewhere to find coffee."
I drove around the campus at least 3 times before I began to lose hope in finding pre-interview coffee. And, it was about this same time that I saw the blue lights in my rearview mirror.
Wait...what? Blue lights?
I couldn't have been going more than 10 miles an hour, so why in the world was I being pulled over?
Of course, the spot I found to pull over in was the most awkwardly obvious spot to have an encounter with the law in the entire city of Williamsburg.
The officer approached my window and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but are you in a hurry or something?"
I'm going 10 miles per hour.
"No, sir, not at all!"
"Well, ma'am, you just ran right through that stop sign back there."
I swear, I never saw that stop sign.
"Sir, I am so sorry, I never saw the stop sign."
"Ma'am, can I see your license & registration?"
Oh, great.
"Are you a student here?"
Grace? Mercy?
"No, sir...I am not from the area at all...I'm just here for a job interview. I am just on my way there now, and I'm a bit turned around. I was just trying to find the building from this part of campus."
The officer paused. Sighed. Smiled slightly.
"Well, just be careful, ma'am, there are many pedestrians on campus...you can follow me, I'll take you to your interview."
Wait, what?
As we arrived at the career center, the police officer motioned for me to pull in beside his car. Rolling down the window, he smiled, "Be careful, ma'am....and....good luck in there."
"Uh, thanks." Please, dear Lord, don't let my interviewers be looking at the window.
And herein lies the narrative of how I scored a police escort to my latest job interview...and presently, reason #463,528 why Kelly should not travel alone.